Devourer of worlds

woah!

2008-05-30T06:34:00.000-07:00

I did something embarassing today. Galactus caught me peeing, and I, forgetting that I no longer can rule over my personal life, said; 'hey!who do u think you are?!" - Galactus replied;
Devourer of Worlds, eater of Planets, the world-muncher, the physical, metamorphosed embodiment of a cosmos, the product of the union between the Sentience of the Universe and Galan - wields the Power Cosmic and has been described as "the most awesome living entity in the cosmos", and "the universe's most powerful creature". It was SO embarassing, but it was just a natural reaction and I guess I forgot what position I'm in, you know that happens, right? pfff.. However, Galactus removed my ability to pee.

Licking planets

2008-05-27T08:43:00.001-07:00

As usual, I led Galactus to a planet that He could consume, it was a really sticky one with slime all over it. I wonder, does The Devourer lick some of the planets he is about to eat? If I, myself hungered, I most certainly would have liked to feel the taste of that enormous meal I was about to digest..

2008-05-26T07:19:00.000-07:00

I told Galactus about all the animals living on planet Earth. The World-muncher simply replied; "that's nice." but I saw in his FACE that he was not interested.

Food for thought

2008-05-20T16:35:00.000-07:00

Today Galactus told me that his favorite food is planets.

2008-05-20T15:18:00.000-07:00

2008-05-19T13:59:00.000-07:00

2008-05-18T17:00:00.000-07:00

Thou shall not eat heads

2008-05-18T10:04:00.000-07:00

This is Mortal Kombat

2008-05-17T19:39:00.000-07:00

Evil Scrolls

the Coming of Galactus countdown intro

2008-05-16T20:04:00.000-07:00

The countdown will start 9/9 2008/2009 at 9:99 o'clock. 9 is a magical number, the most objective unit of measure to use as a reference. You can read more about 9 here.

How to recognize Galactus

2008-05-15T13:38:00.000-07:00

Upon the coming of Galactus the World-muncher, a lot of organisms mistake him for Unicron the Chaos Bringer, probably because they both have this huge shadow that makes one scream and run away in panic-if one would have just stood still for a while they would have seen that there is a huge amount of unlikeness between the two giants. I could just go on and on about this subject, but I will come back to it at a later occasion. This is how you recognize Galactus:

HUGE helmet.

Please be aware of the Devourer of Worlds

2008-05-15T05:03:00.000-07:00

The Coming of Galactus is approaching. I, his herald, as a lover of all living organisms, have tried to avoid planet Earth but have learned that the balance of the universe eventually demands the coming of Him. My cosmic powers will guide the aware ones when the coming of the Planet-Eater is at hand. Meanwhile I will do my best to maintain a countdown to the coming of The World-Muncher. Do you like that?